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Random Stuff With No Real Topic

Postby ObsidianJade » 22 Jul 2009, 14:36

A thread for everything that does not need, warrant, or deserve a thread of it's own.

That being said - OMG, if you want to die laughing.... http://vodpod.com/watch/1548742-sweden- ... ys-dancing

(My grandmother sent this to me. She's the best!!!)
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Re: Random Stuff with no real Topic

Postby luvinx » 22 Jul 2009, 15:23

Shouldn't this just simply be called the "Nikki and Sarah" thread? :lol: Just kidding, you know I love you both.

As for that vid....holy crap! Timing is a must with that, huh? :shock:
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Re: Random Stuff with no real Topic

Postby ObsidianJade » 22 Jul 2009, 15:45

Well, I wanted to call it the 'Misc. Crap' thread, but I figured that was impolite. But, yes, now we have a place for the puppies and owls and really stupid not-porn movies to go that doesn't involve creating random one-time use threads.

Despite this, I imagine Nikki will bonk me on the head for this thread anyway, :lol:
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Re: Random Stuff with no real Topic

Postby æthre » 22 Jul 2009, 17:54

Since you asked for it, Sarah... You didn't capitalise the R in real for what reason?

Misc. Crap is fine by me but, like we all know... I'm the crazy liberal one.

And, on that note... wow, that would NEVER fly in America... God I love Europe.
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Re: Random Stuff with no real Topic

Postby ObsidianJade » 22 Jul 2009, 19:56

Because I forgot to. By all means, please do rectify my mistake.

And, gods bless YouTube! Otherwise, we poor deprived souls would never get to see naked men dancing around on an absurd international game show.
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Re: Random Stuff with no real Topic

Postby æthre » 22 Jul 2009, 21:53

I'm going to temporarily love YouTube because it will likely give me crappy cammed versions of the SDCC panels I really want to see.
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Re: Random Stuff With No Real Topic

Postby ObsidianJade » 23 Jul 2009, 21:26

Because I'm trying to clean out my inbox, found this, and figured I'd reinforce my position as Princess of Bad Puns, not that I think there are any other claimants pushing their way forward.... :roll:

In any case, enjoy!


Subject: CREATIVE PUNS FOR EDUCATED MINDS


1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math
disruption.

5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.”

14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: “Keep off the Grass.”

16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said , “No change yet.”

17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

19. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

20. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

21. A backward poet writes inverse.

22. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.

23. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

24. Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!
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Re: Random Stuff With No Real Topic

Postby luvinx » 23 Jul 2009, 21:29

:lol: Niiiice, Sarah!
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Re: Random Stuff With No Real Topic

Postby æthre » 23 Jul 2009, 21:44

Ow.

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Euuureeeeekaaaaaaaa... it's calling to me with Teryl Rothery's voiceeeeeee...~
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Re: Random Stuff With No Real Topic

Postby ObsidianJade » 24 Jul 2009, 15:58

Oh, come on, Nikki, none of them are painfully bad. #14 is my favorite, it's even almost a physics joke. #17 is a major groaner, though.
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Re: Random Stuff With No Real Topic

Postby æthre » 24 Jul 2009, 16:16

Meh.
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Re: Random Stuff With No Real Topic

Postby luvinx » 24 Jul 2009, 18:41

I kinda like 'em. Image
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Re: Random Stuff With No Real Topic

Postby ObsidianJade » 24 Jul 2009, 20:12

Well, hells, I love 'em, but it's me, after all. And you know me and puns.
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Re: Random Stuff With No Real Topic

Postby æthre » 25 Jul 2009, 01:47

Weirdos.

In other news, my install of Vista was getting bogged down with excessive programs and other such crap so I've installed the release candidate of Windows 7! So shinyyyyy!
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Re: Random Stuff With No Real Topic

Postby ObsidianJade » 25 Jul 2009, 14:25

So buggyyyyyy!

OSX. Yay.
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Re: Random Stuff With No Real Topic

Postby æthre » 25 Jul 2009, 14:52

Haha, I actually haven't run across a single bug in Windows 7... and had/have more problems with XP than there had with Vista. Excluding the BSoD error that was my wireless network card's fault.
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Postby luvinx » 25 Jul 2009, 17:21

æthre wrote:In other news, my install of Vista was getting bogged down with excessive programs and other such crap so I've installed the release candidate of Windows 7! So shinyyyyy!

Okay, you know how lame I am. How does this work? Can any moron do this? Is this software money or free online? Sorry, my Vista is just getting slow and crappy.

*prepares for the laughing and mocking*
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Re: Random Stuff With No Real Topic

Postby æthre » 25 Jul 2009, 19:01

Oh yeah, yeah anyone can do this! It's the release candidate for Microsoft's new OS that's being launched this fall - it's completely free and will work perfectly fine up until sometime in March (or May? Or something) next year until it, um, dies and stuff. At that point you'd either have to downgrade to Vista or fork over the 130 bucks for the full version of W7.

All of the information can be found here. It was really simple to do and the updates didn't take long either! Erm, well, they wouldn't have if it wasn't for the fact that I decided to download ALL of the language packs for absolutely no reason whatsoever.
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Re: Random Stuff With No Real Topic

Postby æthre » 25 Jul 2009, 21:50

May I present to you two of the most hilarious things I've seen today?

The second one is amazingly funny, btw.

The first and the second.

I'm pretty sure I'm a bad fan for not erupting into nerdrage, aren't I?
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Re: Random Stuff With No Real Topic

Postby ObsidianJade » 26 Jul 2009, 19:10

Anyone who is incredibly bored or just looking to kill time at home/work/school should check http://www.members.shaw.ca/gf3/circle-the-cat.html out. It's a good way to kill obscene numbers of hours, and it's safe for the whole family, if you don't mind getting a bit frustrated.... or is that 'fur'-strated?

:lol:

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Re: Random Stuff With No Real Topic

Postby ObsidianJade » 26 Jul 2009, 19:17

æthre wrote:The second one is amazingly funny, btw.


Erm, yeah. The mullet.... why? (shakes head) So not true to the original specs...
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Re: Random Stuff With No Real Topic

Postby rueful2 » 26 Jul 2009, 20:37

First, I totally agree with Kel. When I read this topic, I seriously thought, "Oh, someone has tried to corral Nikki and Sarah!" :D

Second, thanks for the great list of puns, Sarah. I mean, they're awful, but I've had fun spreading them around to torture others.

Third, in retaliation for the cat game, I'm posting an addicting sheep game that someone posted in the Rufus Sewell message boards. Have fun!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/sleep/sheep/reaction_version5.swf
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Re: Random Stuff With No Real Topic

Postby æthre » 26 Jul 2009, 20:45

Sadly, my last sheep was the slowest. But I caughts them all, moo haa haa.

As for the cat... yeah, I don't think the right way for those games.
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Re: Random Stuff With No Real Topic

Postby rueful2 » 26 Jul 2009, 21:03

I figured out the cat one pretty quick. Not because I'm a genius or anything. More because I've played a lot of that pencil game where you make boxes by connecting the dots.

I am pathetic at the sheep game. I would be a terrible Little Bo Peep.
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Re: Random Stuff With No Real Topic

Postby æthre » 26 Jul 2009, 22:39

I got 0.279 on the sheep game whilst half asleep. Yay?
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