Creative Curses for Use Against CBS

[ObsidianJade]

He opened the door himself - I just reminded him where the key was, .

Actually, it would be great to have him here - he's wicked smart and I bet he would have some great input if he cared to. Now that we've both sheathed our claws....

[?]

- May all of their executives have extremely hot coffee snorted through their noses during a pitch meeting.

[ObsidianJade]

- May the males on staff also spill it in their laps. Preferably when it's just shy of boiling,

[kygal]

Whoever this person is at CBS made a decision that has affected millions of people...the actors, fans and all the people who worked on this show who thought it was...and rightfully so....a hit. As WE know, the show deserved more time. I am still angry after how many months and will probably never "get over it" .So yes...I hope the beverage is boiling HOT!!!! Wow...I feel better now!

[ObsidianJade]

*coughMoonvescough*

[onepercentclub]

May they lose a lot of money by greenlighting Three Rivers... Now that is cancelled.

[ObsidianJade]

Honestly , now, did any of them actually expect that to last???? I mean, honestly. We know they're a pack of fools, but how stupid can they really be?

No, wait, don't answer that....

[kygal]

There was an article in my paper friday about how NBC gave "REBIRTH" to Chuck. I am happy for Chuck fans...i have never watched the show. It mentioned the passionate fans and the fact that NBC promoted the show. Apparently it has not had the best ratings but they are up 20%. The show was on the chopping block several times. Well... we are passionate...we just did not have the support of CBS. Wow...just think where the show would be if CBS did promote it! I guess if they did we would not be in this mess. I STILL HATE YOU CBS!

[ObsidianJade]

HERE'S a damn curse; may the CBS headquarters building spring multiple leaks so that all this miserable snow we've been getting can actually be put to good use, dripping everywhere and ruining all their carpets and electronics,

(flips off the snow outside her window and flounces off in a huff) Damn snow anyway.

[kygal]

Snow curse on certain personel at CBS...may 30 inches of snow fall on you and you run out of bread and milk!

[ObsidianJade]

(grumbles because thirty inches of snow already HAS fallen on her area) Better yet, may the vehicles of all CBS execs have their heat fail, their windshield wipers streak, tires go flat, and coolant systems freeze.

Or get hit by snowploughs. That would work, too.....

And as for me? If I don't have to see another flake of snow until CHRISTMAS I would be quite happy, !

[kygal]

Amen! How do you even get outside in 30 inches? I think 8-10 inches is about the most snow I have been in....and thats been years ago.

[ObsidianJade]

How do you even get outside in 30 inches?

Generally in snowpants and very tall boots, And frequently with the assistance of a shovel.

[kygal]

While watching the Super Bowl last pm on CBS..I noticed they had alot of adds about their current shows (NCIS, CSI ...etc). I could not help being a BIT bitter...EH should have been on there! I still hate CBS for not giving us at least a second season. Still have not watched much of their current programing. I may never get over this! It helps to vent!!!!

[ObsidianJade]

I caught the last five minutes of the game (well, five minutes on their clock, I think it was technically twenty...) and I alternately laughed and swore at the screen when an ad came on for CBasS's shows.

Jerks.

And - AUGH! Another three-to-seven inches of snow and ice?!

If this keeps up, I'm going to be very tempted to *stay* in Florida.