ObsidianJade's Stories

[æthre]

I demand that we take turns!

[ObsidianJade]

Ohhh, I definitely woulda helped him get back to his room... after I finished imitating a fish, that is.

Yeah, there is that... there would be definite fishiness on my part as well. And, you can't really wake sleepwalkers up before they're ready to wake up, can you? I don't have much experience with it (to the best of my knowledge, although I really do wonder sometimes.... It would explain an awful lot of the random bruises I wake up with! So, what do you do with sleeping sleepwalkers? Just kind of.... I dunno, poke them in the right direction? (please, just leave the poking be... I mean that in a completely innocent manner!)

[rueful2]

And here I really would have found the poor man a towel and tried to get him back to his room.

I definitely woulda helped him get back to his room...

Oh, you are so very, very young!

[ObsidianJade]

I'm not *that* young. As I said, I would certainly take a moment to appreciate the view.... but it's generally considered piss-poor manners to embarrass the crap out of someone because they have what's technically a medical condition. I would be (mostly) respectful of his dignity. Or try, at least.

[rueful2]

Awww, we're just funnin' you! You know we'd help him out. Maybe after fainting for a while.

[ObsidianJade]

Che, we're all good people at heart, I know that. I just have to be incredibly difficult about something at least once a week to keep in practice,

[rueful2]

Hey, that's good--keep that fire going strong for the resurrection campaign!

[ObsidianJade]

That, and my fanfictions. Remember, Hood in handcuffs. And Hood handcuffing Rachel and proceeding to be very sexy.

Yum.

[rueful2]

How could I forget? In fact, it's time to give you an official NAG to work on it and preferably finish it soon!

[ObsidianJade]

I am working on it, actually. Or I was until I decided to take a break, visit the boards, and get sucked into a discussion about how to treat sleepwalking Rufuses.

[æthre]

Heeey, I said that I'd help him back to his room... I never said that I would leave after that point >:3

[rueful2]

Watch out, Nikki--Sarah's on a mission to protect naked, sleepwalking Rufus, and she's not afraid to tell you!

[æthre]

Pshah! I can take her! I have mad science skills!

[ObsidianJade]

Yes, but you don't have any mad physical skills. I could whip your butt in defense of sleepwalking Rufus's virtue. Questionable though it may be.

I mean, really, who sleeps naked in a hotel anyway?!

[luvinx]

Not Hood.
Unfortunately for us.

[æthre]

I'm stronger than I look from lugging all those solvents around!! 'sides, I have said solvents and a lighter, dammit! (Well, a childproof lighter that's apparently also almost-Nikki proof... I had to get someone to show me how the eff it worked, XD)

As for sleeping nude in a hotel... I'd probably do that. *shrugs* The sheets are 100x cleaner than the ones at home... hell, I'm probably not even gunna wash the sheets in my room here unless it's ABSOLUTELY necessary too. I'm lazy and stuff.

Does Hood sleep at all, though? Well, when he's not on PCP...

[ObsidianJade]

He's gotta sleep sometime... human bodies can only go so long without.

And, damn, now I'm thinking that I have to do a chapter of MiH with Hood sleepwalking. Not nude, since we've already established he wears clothing to bed (more's the pity) but I can't get the image out of my head of Rachel guiding him back to bed.

[æthre]

Ohhh, but now I have the image of him sleepwalking INTO Rachel's bed... and her not noticing.

[ObsidianJade]

She might be blond, but she's still FBI. I think she'd notice.

[æthre]

Ahhh, but there's always ways around it... If, say, she was having a dream that he WAS there and only half woke up...

(Okay, so there's a reason why I normally only write crack!fic...)

[ObsidianJade]

Just get those pancakes cooking, Nikki. I'm more than half-done with RiS.

[æthre]

But I had french toast again!

Heeeey, someone's cookin' in the oven at a quarter past midnight! And they set off the fire alarm cuz, well, the fire alarm sucks. (But not the building-wide fire alarm though.)

[ObsidianJade]

Oh, come now. There's always room for pancakes, Nikki.

And, dear gods, I'm blushing just trying to write this story, and they still have all their clothes on!!! It's all Hood's fault! He's all intense and just... (shivers)

[æthre]

Ohhhh, I know what you mean! There's this one scene in the smut-fic that has me shivery... and it's not even the smutty bits (though they ARE naked...)

[ObsidianJade]

So when do we get to see that one?